
I recently won
The Terror and was pretty excited to read it. It was the stories of northwest passage explorers that attracted me to the north in the first place. Dan Simmons' historical horror novel based on Franklin's final and unsuccessful attempt to find the elusive passage sounded wonderful.
Then it arrived in the mail. At 955 pages my enthusiasm waned.
It started off good, with an introduction to many of the intriguing, if somewhat familiar, characters. I'd read Pierre Berton's
The Arctic Grail: The Quest For The Northwest Passage and The North Pole some years ago and I recognized many of the names and personalities.
Berton's book, it turns out, was one of Simmons' major sources, and it got me thinking. If you've ever read
The Arctic Grail you'll remember how novel-like Berton tells the story. A group of very different men with one shared goal, traveling to parts unknown and perishing in a frozen wasteland-- why, there's fear and plot enough right there. Was adding a supernatural element necessary?
Who cares, as long as it's entertaining, right? Unfortunately, it wasn't. While trying to incorporate Inuit mythology into the story could have been commendable, Simmons efforts are lacklustre. The dreaded tuunbaq is regrettably described in such shoddy detail, it comes across as an abnormally large polar bear. It's scary, yes, but not a great deal scarier than a normal sized polar bear, than starvation, than lead poisoning, than freezing to death, than any of the real dangers they faced.
My biggest issue, however, was the clumsy manner in which historical facts were thrown in. The absolute worst case of this came after it was revealed that Crozier, the captain of
the Terror (which accompanied Franklin's
Erebus), has a supernatural power of his own: second sight. In one of his visions he sees Lady Franklin harnessing all her resources and power to send out rescue parties from England. Of course, in real life Crozier never learned of those actions, but in Simmons' story he is even able to name specific men she actually recruited. I'd suspended my belief for the monster already, I wasn't able to again. It seemed as if Simmons had found Lady Franklin's story interesting and wanted to work it in at any cost.
I'll admit though, had this book been a mere 425 pages, I'd probably have been little nicer in this review. As it is, I resent the time I wasted. If you're interested in Northwest Passage explorers, do yourself a favour and read Berton's book.
Labels: 2nd Canadian Book Challenge, Dan Simmons, Historical Fiction, Horror Stories, Northern Books
Shakey by Jimmy McDonough on the man, Neil Young...
Meticulous, well-researched, honest, and very entertaining... He's got his biases sure -- loves Tonight's the Night, Zuma and On the Beach, while glossing over all his early commercial successes (Harvest, After the Goldrush)... but through interviews with seemingly anyone who crossed his path, paints Neil as the impulsive, awkward, honest loner he is
I just started into the Richler book.
A good biography of Kurt Vonnegut would be much appreciated. I am going to have to read Love as Always by Loree Rackstraw but that's a memoir and not a biography.
A biography of U. Utah Phillips could be a lot of fun.
I only recently started reading autobiographies, and found them surprisingly entertaining. although when you read someone like John Lydon's, you are never sure if you are getting truth or bullshit.
You know I would elbow little old ladies out of the way to get my hands on a Thom Yorke biography, if one ever surfaced. Bjork's would be pretty wild too.
Oil Can Boyd: I have that one on my wish list. Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
Remi: I admit having to Google Phillips. Done that, I must have come across his name before. Yes, I'd love to read a biography of him, for sure.
Barbara: It's hard to fully trust anyone's biases, auto or not, but yes, Lyndon hasn't exactly told us to trust his principles in the past. As for Bjork, there are a few biographies out there, but I don't know if they're any good. I'd definitely be interested in reading one.
I have Hasselhoff's autobiography. I'll lend it to you.
I love them...some years they can make up half of my reading. I have a couple of favorites that I reread every so often: Viktor Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning (first half of the book is about his experiences during WWII) and Thomas Sowell's A Personal Oddysey. Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Ali and The Apprentice by Jacques Pepin follow close behind. Roald Dahl's Boy and Going Solo were fascinating, and one of the sweetest I ever read about chocolate and family is La Dolce Vita by Isabel Coe. Well I could go on and on but I don't want to leave my reading of Don't Hassel the Hoff for too long.
Megan: I thought you might. You can leave it on my doorstep and run away if you like. Not that I'm equating it with anything in particular.
Book Psmith: You just reminded me that I should add Satrapi's Persepolis as a favourite memoir, and Chester Brown's Louis Riel comic biography.
I agree, Night Work was a suprisingly good read (suprising to me mostly because I am not a hockey fan.
I would read a bio of Jane Siberry in a second! Good thought.